Quotes from the Movie The First Wives Club

You're a doormat

Chris

Why are yo so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy.

Annie

I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point.

Chris

Well sweetie, when you say lesbian...

Annie

And don't tell daddy, i want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning.

Chris

Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you?

Catherine

Who saw me what?

Annie

She was sleeping with daddy.

Chris

Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses i'm so happy.

Catherine

Mother, i am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to.

Annie

Doormat!

Chris

Lesbian!

Annie

Do it Morris, do it to me now, i need it. You're the only one who does it the way i like it. You're the king.

Elise

Elise, if i give you any more collagen you're lips are going to look like they got stuck in a pool drain

Morris

You're 45! If i give you one more facelift you're going to be able to blink your lips. I mean don't you want to be able to play a part your own age?

Morris